lindsaylohoean:

i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

(via departured)

70998
College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via succeeding)

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shvering:

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"Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light." — Turkish Proverb  (via chelseanoelani)

(Source: rad-rainbows, via freckelles)


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ejacutastic:

brother no

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: uglierer, via holdmelikeimyours)

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yabishdreya:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

my hero
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